Name Your Favorite Benefit Your Gonna Lose...

[Anonymous]

I'll start with- Calling Abbott HR!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Health Care Coverage for my family of 5!

 

[Anonymous]

retirement medical for life

 

[Anonymous]

My retirement pension vs. the pittance that will be frozen for me like a turd in the freezer.

 

[Anonymous]

retirement medical for life

So just shoot yourself.... then you won't miss it.

 

[Anonymous]

So just shoot yourself.... then you won't miss it.

That was a little harsh. On the other hand, you have all the qualities needed to be a Cabinet member in the Obama Administration.

 

[Anonymous]

I'll probably mostly miss the free beer and sex at exhibits during conventions.

 

[Anonymous]

Stealing samples

 

[Anonymous]

Free and car with gas and maintence.

 

[Anonymous]

Working for a legitimate company interested in innovating to create organic growth instead of being a pawn in Miles' 3 card monty game.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm going to miss that work-life balance that is skewed toward all work and no life. Wait, I'm going to miss the management ride alongs from managers with little real sales experience, and zero people skills telling me how to do a job I've been doing since they were pubescent punks with pimples. Hold on, I'm most going to miss being micromanaged to the point of when and how many bathroom breaks to take. Yeah, I'm going to miss it.

 

[Anonymous]

the free gift cards. i will miss not going to eat dinner at the restuarant of my choice.

 

[Anonymous]

100k year plus for doing nuthin..

 

[Anonymous]

getting all those made up success stories. everyone was bullshit.

I will the ReWard Shit card. Getting $25 for talking during a meeting - priceless, well, its worth $25

 

[Anonymous]

Cell phone and lunch/dinners.

 

[Anonymous]

Afternoons off!

 

[Anonymous]

I am going to miss laughing all the way to the bank for showing up!

 

[Anonymous]

Free and car with gas and maintence.

maintence?

any you really think you influence a doctor? stupid hillbilly

 

[Anonymous]

He/she is doing the same thing your doing.....
so,
what does that say about you?

maintence?

any you really think you influence a doctor? stupid hillbilly

 

[Anonymous]

I'll probably mostly miss the free beer and sex at exhibits during conventions.

Amen. Food, Booze, and Sex at meetings. So many hot women in this industry. No other job outside of Hooters cook can match this one.