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Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like a whole new sales force and management (aka. Glorified Sales Rep) staff. Everyone that works for me now sucks and should all be fired. I am looking to fire a few of them just before Christmas just so I have something to laugh about in Florida with some of my old rich friends. It makes me so happy to think about how they will tell their families they no longer have an income after their 3 week package runs out. I wish I could be there in person! I may even have a couple of guys re-locate their families and then fire them. MMMMMMMMM what fun! Anyways, since everyone I hire and that works for me sucks and as a matter of fact, I don't think in 30+ years I have ever hired anyone who didn't suck, and I need to have a fresh staff of heads to bash in, I would really appreciate it if you could leave a few fresh resumes under my tree. Just make sure there are no women or minorities because we all know they suck more than most.

I have made millions this year and because of that, I will leave you a nickle in front of the fireplace to help with the raindeer feed cost. You can thank me later.

Have a great Christmas Santa.


Sincerely,

Pete

P.S. I think the orphans who have not been adopted yet don't deserve any gifts this year because it is obviously their fault. I say give them coal.
 


Anonymous said:
Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like a whole new sales force and management (aka. Glorified Sales Rep) staff. Everyone that works for me now sucks and should all be fired. I am looking to fire a few of them just before Christmas just so I have something to laugh about in Florida with some of my old rich friends. It makes me so happy to think about how they will tell their families they no longer have an income after their 3 week package runs out. I wish I could be there in person! I may even have a couple of guys re-locate their families and then fire them. MMMMMMMMM what fun! Anyways, since everyone I hire and that works for me sucks and as a matter of fact, I don't think in 30+ years I have ever hired anyone who didn't suck, and I need to have a fresh staff of heads to bash in, I would really appreciate it if you could leave a few fresh resumes under my tree. Just make sure there are no women or minorities because we all know they suck more than most.

I have made millions this year and because of that, I will leave you a nickle in front of the fireplace to help with the raindeer feed cost. You can thank me later.

Have a great Christmas Santa.


Sincerely,

Pete

P.S. I think the orphans who have not been adopted yet don't deserve any gifts this year because it is obviously their fault. I say give them coal.
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Honestly, after 8 months of slave labor and daily drama with misery included. I received a call about 8 days before Christmas advising me that they were not happy with my "product knowledge"and to send in my computer and sexy printer gizmo. They were going to give me 2 weeks pay to "give me time" to find a new job in the New Year. Swear to God, that was part of the conversation. Brutal.

I clearly remember standing in the Mailbox store in the snow and dark battling all the other shippers and shoppers while I followed the shipping directions to a -T- in order to get my last paycheck. Talk about out of the blue, Holiday surprise.

Thanks Pete. I wish you and your family the very very best in health and happiness. Just kidding.

There has to be abuse, severe alcoholism and personality disorders to the highest degree at this torture chamber.
 


The Polymedco management team has always enjoyed those Christmas-season firings! Makes it easier to pay for the holiday gathering for employees. Oh wait.....they cancelled those holiday gatherings years ago! Better to not provide emoployees with a setting where they can discuss the most recent firings over food and drink.
 




I'm amazed anyone would take a job at polymedco. Even if you're trying to break into medical, nobody lasts for more than a year and than you have to explain a termination on your resume. Everyone thinks they're going to be different and make it "no matter what" but like everyone before them, they're thrown on the pile of dead bodies. This has to be one of the sickest and toxic cultures in existence.
 


Anonymous said:
I'm amazed anyone would take a job at polymedco. Even if you're trying to break into medical, nobody lasts for more than a year and than you have to explain a termination on your resume. Everyone thinks they're going to be different and make it "no matter what" but like everyone before them, they're thrown on the pile of dead bodies. This has to be one of the sickest and toxic cultures in existence.
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Yes, ^^ this! And yes, it absolutely applies today.
 


Hey "ex-trainer" why? Does it hurt a little to see how you are seen in the eye's of others?

If it hurts a little, think how it felt when you and Pete sent all those people to the street without cause or reason. If it does hurt, it is Karma and well deserved.

Food stamps?
 


It is a new year. Time for a new sales force. Give me desperate naive souls 10-15 will work just fine. This should provide ample ammo to distribute over the next 6-8 months.

I love the smell of fear in the morning.

Signed

Pete
 


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