Launch or funeral?







After the GEP debacle--which included a complete lack of thorough preparation by the Mydayis brand team and senior leadership. Unfair kit distribution--which broke the rules given.And a total avoidance of addressing said issues by our senior leadership. We entered this meeting and were subjected to 5 days --of the people who created the debacle--glorifying themselves. The greatest entertainment of the week was watching these arrogant fools parade around---to unaware to realize that the majority of people at the meeting recognize them for what they are----not what they pretend to be.
 






Isn't it funny when the cork gets a standing ovation and the leadership team gets a golf clap!!!! PRICELESS, damn even the dude from Disney got a standing O, they can spin it however they want but the sales force has spoken
 






Isn't it funny when the cork gets a standing ovation and the leadership team gets a golf clap!!!! PRICELESS, damn even the dude from Disney got a standing O, they can spin it however they want but the sales force has spoken

I'm not in NBU but feel for you all. I really hope this post is true and senior leadership was able to see how angry sales is with them. I'm sure there were the handful of losers who went all out, hoping their enthusiasm would save their jobs
 






I'm not in NBU but feel for you all. I really hope this post is true and senior leadership was able to see how angry sales is with them. I'm sure there were the handful of losers who went all out, hoping their enthusiasm would save their jobs

If they did recognize the very weak applause, then they will not take responsibility for it. They will push blame on the ZD's and RD's
 






Best way to let leadership know you are angry is to have the intestinal fortitude to be honest on the launch survey... if they do send one. I was happy to see no one stand for FO or PS or KC. I hope they picked up on the disrespect.
 






Dear Shire Team,

I'm glad to hear you are enjoying the ear buds. I often use ear buds when i am relaxing with some Finnish jazz.

I understand that you were too in awe of my presence to stand. I don't hold it against you. Sometimes i captivate myself and forget how to do routine activities. Its funny actually.

Glad to hear you all had a great time.

Bestest,

Flaming Orsehole
 












Dear Shire Team,

I'm glad to hear you are enjoying the ear buds. I often use ear buds when i am relaxing with some Finnish jazz.

I understand that you were too in awe of my presence to stand. I don't hold it against you. Sometimes i captivate myself and forget how to do routine activities. Its funny actually.

Glad to hear you all had a great time.

Bestest,

Flaming Orsehole
Ok is this true? Did you guys actually not stand?
 












Best meeting ever. Remember that time when they popped the cork and they were high fiving and hugging on stage to the greatest launch ever and everyone in the audience was checking Facebook. Or that other time when bitter beer face was telling us our IC plan and the room instead of doing backflips sat mostly in silence and tried to figure out if we will make any money. Yeah that was awesome. Thanks for the memories.
 






The room stood twice. We stood for Michael Phelps and the speaker from Disney, everyone else nothing, half the room wasn't even clapping for the leadership.

Good for you. I'm from Baxalta and our first meeting in Orlando, all of Baxalta was asking why Shire gave standing ovations for everything?

A leadership team who expects standing ovations just for who they are is a leadership team that is completely out of touch. Earn them.
 


















I loved when KC started to blush and asked us all to sit down after giving him a 5 minute standing ovation, I mean come on man, you deserved it! The was you motivate and keep the sales force engaged and on the edge of our seat with your next word of the quarter, it's a work of art.
 












Ok is this true? Did you guys actually not stand?

I remember people standing up for the following:

- Micheal Phelps
- The trial patient section jeopardy segment (for THEM not for anyone else)
-Disney guy (not when he took the stage but when he left)

I don't remember standing up for the stupid cork but maybe I did because it was the last thing said before we could get the hell out of there. Most of us wanted to make for the door.

Nobody gave standing ovations to any leadership. People barely clapped. It was more move your hands to look like your clapping.

It felt like we were launching a product after a plane full of beloved sales people went down. Somber and knowing that there is an end to everything.

A gathering of a bunch of joyless downtrodden reps fed on lies and cocktail snacks for days, herded into general sessions to watch marketing and home office whack themselves off on stage while sipping unshared champagne.
 












Very proud of the sales force the entire week, we were polite to our senior leaders but nothing else, no disrespect and no over the top fake clapping, it was a clear message that we are not happy and not engaged. This is not a great way to launch a product if you are corporate and they cant fire us because they cant find anyone to take this job with a pending sale taking place.

You got what you deserved PS and KC
 






Please let us stay home and order pizza while we look for new jobs next time. Whatta joke


PLEASE! ANOTHER drawn out week long meeting that could have been done in two days! I want the month back of my life that has been stolen from me this year on useless meetings for bragsters to get on a stage and pat themselves on the back!!!!!!!!!