How will you celebrate getting shown the door on the 23rd?

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Good luck everyone. But if u r let go, u should celebrate! This will take some prep work cuz u want to b prepared to celebrate the moment u get the bad news so you may need some supplies. So how u gonna do it?

Champagne?
Breaking Plates?
Sex?
Smoke a doobie?
Dance it out like on Grays Anatomy?

So what will u do to celebrate Merck reps?
 

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Anonymous said:
Ok, now that's a good one !

Whew !!! I can smell it from here already, nasty !
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I've told no less than 200 PC customers that we want them to be speakers. I tell them they will be contacted in late July. F you!!!!! I am dumping samples by the case, the next Januvia rx will be in 2016 in my area. F you!!!!! This week I plan to get mrk kicked out of all high rx offices by swearing, going through files, grabbin staff arse, using office phones, etc. F you!!!!! Good luck groups a and d, enjoy the aftermath and no severance next year. Don't forget those 50 rfm's I forgot to put on the spreadshit. This is awesome, happening across the country. Oh and fu. Celebration? Well, I am buying a boatload of 4th of July fireworks courtesy of mother. Will light them off atop ye ole Malibu.
 




Anonymous said:
I've told no less than 200 PC customers that we want them to be speakers. I tell them they will be contacted in late July. F you!!!!! I am dumping samples by the case, the next Januvia rx will be in 2016 in my area. F you!!!!! This week I plan to get mrk kicked out of all high rx offices by swearing, going through files, grabbin staff arse, using office phones, etc. F you!!!!! Good luck groups a and d, enjoy the aftermath and no severance next year. Don't forget those 50 rfm's I forgot to put on the spreadshit. This is awesome, happening across the country. Oh and fu. Celebration? Well, I am buying a boatload of 4th of July fireworks courtesy of mother. Will light them off atop ye ole Malibu.
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LMFAO!! OMG! I'm almost in tears from laughing! Bahahahaaaa!!
 








Anonymous said:
I've told no less than 200 PC customers that we want them to be speakers. I tell them they will be contacted in late July. F you!!!!! I am dumping samples by the case, the next Januvia rx will be in 2016 in my area. F you!!!!! This week I plan to get mrk kicked out of all high rx offices by swearing, going through files, grabbin staff arse, using office phones, etc. F you!!!!! Good luck groups a and d, enjoy the aftermath and no severance next year. Don't forget those 50 rfm's I forgot to put on the spreadshit. This is awesome, happening across the country. Oh and fu. Celebration? Well, I am buying a boatload of 4th of July fireworks courtesy of mother. Will light them off atop ye ole Malibu.
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Don't go away mad....just go away!
 




Anonymous said:
Does anyone else have any great ideas to settle the score with our beloved employer as we exit?
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Install a remote controlled ejector seat on KF's helicopter seat?

:::We have lift off::::

Get krazeee drunk, grab some MRK pals and watch the fun unfold as we press the button from a safe distance that offers an unobstructed view :)
 




Anonymous said:
Does anyone else have any great ideas to settle the score with our beloved employer as we exit?
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Celebrate big time and don't let the Merck asses bother you. Go skydiving, bungee jumping, get drunk, get high, have wild sex, do a hard core workout, eat cookies until you explode, or just take a nap.

To settle the score, get a job with a competitor and make lots of money.
 








Anonymous said:
Celebrate big time and don't let the Merck asses bother you. Go skydiving, bungee jumping, get drunk, get high, have wild sex, do a hard core workout, eat cookies until you explode, or just take a nap.

To settle the score, get a job with a competitor and make lots of money.
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You forgot to add......run around the block naked......
 








I will celebrate by going to church, and then watching a Lifetime movie while sipping some green tea and then doing some yoga poses naked while drunk with a small group of other Merck reps.
 












I will celebrate with a champaign toast, and then have some toast for breakfast with lots of butter. Then I will go out for a five mile run. Then I will lie on my couch and play video games on my XBOX.
 












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