Hi Pfizer - Can you buy us?

[anonymous]

Hi Pfizer

We are hoping you buy Shire. We used to be Baxalta until Shire came in and screwed up a great company. If you buy now, we will throw in our Sales Reps, Marketing and other people who care about patients. Our CEO is in the Canary Islands and sent us an email that basically says "haha - I don't care if we let people go - I am going on vacation!!"

We are priced to sell based on our financials (or what the books are saying - wink wink)

We would love to join you asap and I know we will make your stock rise. We did it with Baxalta!

 

[anonymous]

And you think Pfizer will be any better? You're dreaming. Working here is mind torture. Morons run this circus and the clown show is the best in the industry.

 

[anonymous]

And you think Pfizer will be any better? You're dreaming. Working here is mind torture. Morons run this circus and the clown show is the best in the industry.

Pfizer succeeds despite itself
It's baffling