Fall Golf Outing at The Moors

[Anonymous]

Timmy is scheduling a reunion golf outing on September 18 - 19. Sign up early in that we have a limited number of foursomes. The Moors BODs

 

[Anonymous]

Is it OK if I come? Just had transgender surgery and am now missing a 3rd leg. But that should be OK as my other 2 are fine. Just don't tell the Moors folks as they may require identification and can't show it just yet.

Joanie (used to be Johnny)

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry but perverts like you are not welcomed at The Moors. We have dress and gender codes!! Stay in NYC (sickoville)! Bush for President!!

 

[Anonymous]

What is the level of difficulty at this course?

 

[Anonymous]

The tee boxes are full of cigs, the fairways watch out for cow poop, the sand traps are really gravel pits, the water hazards are playable due to lil Al dumping his garbage, and the greens are about equal to Putt Putt. Hope that helps you.

 

[Anonymous]

Thanks, your answers are most helpful. Is there anyplace on the course to take a dump or wank the wanger if one is so inclined?

Many thanks and looking forward to the outing.

 

[Anonymous]

You can take a dump in the neighboring swimming pools. As for the act of wanking, you must be British. Therefore, the putting green is fine.

 

[Anonymous]

How is the food at the clubhouse? Serious replies only. Thanks from Jorsey

 

[Anonymous]

Food is good if you like burgers, dogs, fries, etc. Do not expect gourmet entrees at this club. In the winter, they often offer moose burgers which are quite tasty with chili, Kzoo Tim

 

[Anonymous]

Do they have vegan entrees? Thanks

 

[Anonymous]

Yes - - - try their asparagus au gratin.

 

[Anonymous]

Yes - - - try their asparagus au gratin.

Too Funny! Wasn't Kzoo the capital of asparagus in the US!!! LOL!! :}