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One beneficial result of a scientific employee selection process is the time savings it generates for hiring professionals. A standard interview format can expedite the process and give the hiring staff a predetermined formula for conducting interviews and compiling information about each candidate. This allows workers who deal in recruitment and selection to conduct more efficient interviews and fairly and equitably evaluate each candidate in the employee selection process. I guess you weren’t hired.

After 3 years of asking for an explanation of the deceitful, unethical and fraudulent Scientific Hiring Process, this is the response we get. Read it Folks. What a joke. No wonder the Scientific Hiring Process was established.
 












After 3 years of asking for an explanation of the deceitful, unethical and fraudulent Scientific Hiring Process, this is the response we get. Read it Folks. What a joke. No wonder the Scientific Hiring Process was established.

They left off stealing your business plans and quizzing you on your territory and key prescribers as they frantically wrote down everything you said. Also the tape recorders present in the room also violated some privacy laws. Total sham and it showed with the pathetic launch. The dream team did nothing other than fo TicToks with their teams and play Call of Duty games. Beyond pathetic. Great hires and they brought in such robust sales. Lol
 








They left off stealing your business plans and quizzing you on your territory and key prescribers as they frantically wrote down everything you said. Also the tape recorders present in the room also violated some privacy laws. Total sham and it showed with the pathetic launch. The dream team did nothing other than fo TicToks with their teams and play Call of Duty games. Beyond pathetic. Great hires and they brought in such robust sales. Lol
Thanks, Constitutional Karen.
 




















They left off stealing your business plans and quizzing you on your territory and key prescribers as they frantically wrote down everything you said. Also the tape recorders present in the room also violated some privacy laws. Total sham and it showed with the pathetic launch. The dream team did nothing other than fo TicToks with their teams and play Call of Duty games. Beyond pathetic. Great hires and they brought in such robust sales. Lol
The amount of intellectual property you provided in the interview could be condensed to a 2 x 3 index card, one side only.Tim knew you were an idiot from the get-go, so there’s no way you were making it on board.
 








The amount of intellectual property you provided in the interview could be condensed to a 2 x 3 index card, one side only.Tim knew you were an idiot from the get-go, so there’s no way you were making it on board.

And Tim was quite the leader wasn't he? They broomed him quickly out the door after the launch debacle. The board realized he completely botched the launch and cost company millions as it still does today. You just lost all your credibility with the Tim reference you dope. Again, the winners were the ones who didn't get picked in the cattle call interviews and all went on to better opportunities and look back on the Esperion experience as a bad bowel movement. 15 page business plans are a little bigger than an index card. Maybe your used to looking down and seeing something very small everyday of your life.
 




And Tim was quite the leader wasn't he? They broomed him quickly out the door after the launch debacle. The board realized he completely botched the launch and cost company millions as it still does today. You just lost all your credibility with the Tim reference you dope. Again, the winners were the ones who didn't get picked in the cattle call interviews and all went on to better opportunities and look back on the Esperion experience as a bad bowel movement. 15 page business plans are a little bigger than an index card. Maybe your used to looking down and seeing something very small everyday of your life.
You know that your business plan was not 15 pages, Karen!
For a pharmaceutical rep territory? You’re full of shit, Karen.
A marketing plan for a team of reps is not that long, Karen.
If you learn how to summarize, you could fulfill your dream and become Wall Street Karen instead of being “moron Karen.”
You went on to a better opportunity, but you’re still bitching and crying, three years later, about not being hired, Karen.
What does pen!s size have to do with you not being hired, Karen?

Summation, Karen!
 




The only person caring about Karen is Karen, and she has been crying on her 15 page “business plan” for 3 years. Losers look back, winners look forward. So now Karen, where does that put you? Yeah, let’s be honest, you are a loser who didn’t make the cut. And you’ve done so well that you don’t bother looking back. Way to go forward, so much courage, pride and resilience.
 




The only person caring about Karen is Karen, and she has been crying on her 15 page “business plan” for 3 years. Losers look back, winners look forward. So now Karen, where does that put you? Yeah, let’s be honest, you are a loser who didn’t make the cut. And you’ve done so well that you don’t bother looking back. Way to go forward, so much courage, pride and resilience.

More unprofessional insults from the lackeys in the bleachers. If your district or region has only 15 pages for a business plan than no wonder so many RSM's got the broom!! Understand your region and if your a rep understand your territory dynamics. This includes all managed care opportunities and what % of plans and volume they can bring. Tap into your long time key prescribers where you've that long term relationship. That easily can be 5 pages alone moron. 5 pages for managed care, and 5 pages of action plan and implementing the message. I'm sure you looked impressive with your one index card and your blowhard personality saying you could bring in 300 scripts in primary care. No wonder there was such failure in the launch. Nobody knew "what the fuck they were doing". Playing computer games and talking big on cafepharma and listening to Tim's inspiring message. What a lackluster outfit full of incompetents. How do you clowns even find your driveway in the morning? None of you could hit the floor with your hat. Talk about losers!
 




More unprofessional insults from the lackeys in the bleachers. If your district or region has only 15 pages for a business plan than no wonder so many RSM's got the broom!! Understand your region and if your a rep understand your territory dynamics. This includes all managed care opportunities and what % of plans and volume they can bring. Tap into your long time key prescribers where you've that long term relationship. That easily can be 5 pages alone moron. 5 pages for managed care, and 5 pages of action plan and implementing the message. I'm sure you looked impressive with your one index card and your blowhard personality saying you could bring in 300 scripts in primary care. No wonder there was such failure in the launch. Nobody knew "what the fuck they were doing". Playing computer games and talking big on cafepharma and listening to Tim's inspiring message. What a lackluster outfit full of incompetents. How do you clowns even find your driveway in the morning? None of you could hit the floor with your hat. Talk about losers!
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More unprofessional insults from the lackeys in the bleachers. If your district or region has only 15 pages for a business plan than no wonder so many RSM's got the broom!! Understand your region and if your a rep understand your territory dynamics. This includes all managed care opportunities and what % of plans and volume they can bring. Tap into your long time key prescribers where you've that long term relationship. That easily can be 5 pages alone moron. 5 pages for managed care, and 5 pages of action plan and implementing the message. I'm sure you looked impressive with your one index card and your blowhard personality saying you could bring in 300 scripts in primary care. No wonder there was such failure in the launch. Nobody knew "what the fuck they were doing". Playing computer games and talking big on cafepharma and listening to Tim's inspiring message. What a lackluster outfit full of incompetents. How do you clowns even find your driveway in the morning? None of you could hit the floor with your hat. Talk about losers!
Oh my, Karen! You are angry! Go demand to speak to a supervisor. You’ll feel better.