Carl Whatley

I heard he got some bad octopus on his last trip to Japan and went into a coma. Still in a Japanese nursing home. Reports are he's no longer a fatass since he's tube fed homogenized fish parts for nutrition (along with a crushed-up Udamin).

I knew Carl when he was a rep in Montgomery. Great guy that built this company. Never worked for him but I would not have guessed that he would be so successful. He is probably living on a private island somewhere because he is seriously loaded. He started with nothing and created a job for everyone looking at this post. I think the saying is "it is lonely at the top".