Who needs Ashley Madison when we have POA meetings???

Discussion in 'Amgen' started by anonymous, Aug 28, 2015 at 7:24 AM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I think the # of Amgenites using Ashley Madison services has been overly inflated. There is always a POA meeting just around the corner with plenty of booze compliments of Amgen and a new supply of willing participants ready for a roll in the hay or just about anything you like, any which way you want it.
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Never a doubt what I'm doing on my free night
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Wish we had roommates so we could have orgies
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Amgen is one of the few companies that still provides and reimburses staff members for alcohol consumption.
    This makes some of the not so desirable but willing participants more "doable"
    Thanks, Amgen !
    I owe you big big time !
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Packing for Amgen POA meeting:
    laptop
    i pad
    Phone chargers
    clothing
    condoms
    lube
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest


    You forgot get pumped up "cumm all over your face midget porno" and how to give her the shocker guide
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I can't wait! Lots of Ass!!! Ass!!! Ass!!!
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    what are you talking about, we have absolutely no talent here. Most reps are post menopausal age, blown out moms, are shit house rat crazy inventive reps. You have to drink to the point of making them "doable" but then need a ruler to hold up your Johnson.
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It was an awesome party!
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You probably can't get your tiny little "johnson" up ever!! no matter who it is!