What's your favorite nickname for:

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  1. #1 Vagitarian, Mar 12, 2016 at 8:24 PM
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    The male sex organ?
     
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  2. #2 BelleoftheBall, Mar 12, 2016 at 8:34 PM
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    Cock. What about female?
     
  3. #3 Vagitarian, Mar 12, 2016 at 9:32 PM
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    My favorite for male is: Mr President.

    Female? Another thread or here?

    I was tying to spread it out (pun intended).
     
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  4. #4 BelleoftheBall, Mar 12, 2016 at 9:34 PM
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    Mr. President sounds like a mouthful though!
     
  5. #5 Vagitarian, Mar 12, 2016 at 10:27 PM
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    (or eat)
    Yes, cock is quicker and in the heat of he action, it prevails. However, when initiating contact - Mr President is so appropriate. As far as the female counterpart, I'll just go with pussy. That's what the OMers like to call it and I like that too. Here, kitty, kitty...

    Sidenote here: In Brazil (many trips there) the male is referred to as 'Cobra de calca' (snake of the pantleg) and the female is 'boceta' which means purse or pouch...

    Lat time Madonna did a Rio concert, she opened saying, "Bom noite Rio, shupa meu boceta" which essentially means, "Good evening Rio, suck (or eat) my pussy." The crowd went nuts. :cool::cool::cool:
     
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  6. #6 BelleoftheBall, Mar 12, 2016 at 10:29 PM
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    Meow........
     
  7. #7 BelleoftheBall, Mar 12, 2016 at 10:37 PM
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    Is that boceta with a hard c or a soft one?
     
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    It starts out soft but gets harder the closer you are when you say it. :cool:
     
  9. #9 Breakingnews, Mar 15, 2016 at 4:06 PM
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    Good question. For a woman, it would be "Flower" or "Honey Pot" although "Pussy" is the term when speaking in guy talk. As for my own, "Dick", "Cock" or "Mr. Happy" are all nicknames I have used.
     
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    Mr. Stiffy
     
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  11. #11 libluvsbukkake, Mar 15, 2016 at 6:32 PM
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    For Her, my happy place. We have no name for mine, although the first wife used to call him Zeke.
     
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  12. #12 BelleoftheBall, Mar 15, 2016 at 7:09 PM
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    I do like the Honey Pot!
     
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  13. #13 Breakingnews, Mar 16, 2016 at 2:28 PM
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    Jake the one eyed trouser snake
     
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  14. #14 BelleoftheBall, Mar 16, 2016 at 4:30 PM
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    The Cobra De Calca BN? You must be a very confident man!
     
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    A really good friend of mine (who passed from ALS) took one last trip to Honduras with a bunch of guys while he was still able. He also wore glasses. When I saw him after his trip I asked him if he had a good time and did he get any strange stuff while there. His answer was "Well, I just put my glasses on "The Anaconda" and told him to pick.....

    And no, I did not have first hand (excuse the pun) knowledge of his anaconda.
     
  16. #16 Vagitarian, Mar 16, 2016 at 6:57 PM
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    I had a girlfriend who loved putting my sunglasses on my 'anaconda' when a girlfriend was around and then we'd sing, 'Looking for love in all the wrong places..' It got a lotta laughs and even a little action now and then (with her permission of course) . :cool:
     
  17. #17 BelleoftheBall, Mar 16, 2016 at 7:30 PM
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    Any of you guys out there willing to come up with a personal rating scale comparison using taxonomy of snakes?
     
  18. #18 Vagitarian, Mar 16, 2016 at 8:00 PM
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    Always hoping for a 'cobra'....
     
  19. #19 BelleoftheBall, Mar 16, 2016 at 9:47 PM
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    Why would you pick that snake when you already think you're an Anaconda?
     
  20. #20 Vagitarian, Mar 16, 2016 at 10:58 PM
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    Huh? Read my post #5 - Cobra de Calca (literally Cobra of the pants leg). A cobra is the snake that stands erect while it's head does the wild thing... :cool:

    That's what I'm always hoping for...

    Stand up there, buddy!
     
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