Regional Directors

So let me get this straight, you get recognized for being RD of the quarter but you're ranked 7th out of 8 RDs in the East. You then have the stones to actually fire a rep for not performing, looks like NF was brought in to crack the whip that LJ never could. Karma is a beeyatch JV.....

 

You can observe a lot by just watching.

 

This place, the South East is a disaster.

 

Translation: Rep sucked, no one liked them, but everyone loves they RD (this is the new Shire)

 

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

 

Cremation for everyone. Wasting too much time, money,and emotion with stupid funerals. They are dead and could care less who shows up.

 

What are you, illiterate or a Shire VP? You can't even write!
You should be canned.

 

Its the nu shire. We write like dopes because we are led by dopes.

 

Did you expect any more, she is a dietician!

 

Well, I believe life is a Zen koan, that is, an unsolvable riddle. But the contemplation of that riddle - even though it cannot be solved - is, in itself, transformative. And if the contemplation is of high enough quality, you can merge with the divine.

 

Ah-so! Confuscious say: "He who retire for evening slumber with itchy anus, wake up with brown, smelly finger"

Profound words of wisdom.

 

I love you

 

Sick Perv!