Phrase to describe Witty tenure

I'm naming my kids Simon in dingos honor. The guy is a financial swami. His smoke and mirrors schemes are singlehandedly levitating the company.

#brittoof

 

The Honey Dingo doesn't care, the Honey Dingo doesn't give a S*&t, he just takes what he wants

#HoneyDingo

 

Who could resist releasing their eggs in the presence of that Dingo-stare?

 

"Slaves to faked metrics" period. This well-describes what has been happening in the US.

 

Love this post. So true , the whole company slavishly runs on the hamster wheel of fake metrics while the company stagnates and burns around them.

 

This will end once the Honey Dingo takes control. #HoneyDingo

 

wow!! Simons masters degree in Geography from Oxford really qualifies him to run GSK. British elite system always surprises!!! That is what's wrong with GSK.. Don't forget China and who was in charge there. And of course our biggest example is Witty

 

I change my original response (skidmark) to phony metrics.

Wittys entire tenure has been a fraud.

 

He Hunnnnnggggggrrrrfy!
#hungrylikethedingo

 

Seriously, Dingo has a Masters in Geography? That should make him overqualified based on the backgrounds of the other wankers GSK has had over the past ten years.

 

Immature UK humor abounds today. So sad.

 

I'm a mature UK hummer bound to Dingo today. So glad!

 

And.......
Boing!

 

The Honey Dingo is a nocturnal beast that uses an extensive system of tunnels and caves to hunt its prey. Its thorough knowledge of geology, allows it to determine the optimum depth to excavate and dig tunnels. Knowledge of the soil composition and rock types allows it to make interesting conversation to female Dingos at social events.

 

It is a byproduct of spending way too much time occupying mom's basement.

 

Let's go back in the time machine, to an important event.
Final Geography Exam at Oxford, 1988 A.D.

What is the name of the river that flows through London?
1) Mississippi
2) Amazon
3) Thames
4) Congo
5) Atlantic Ocean

Which of the following is an island?
1) France
2) United States
3) Saudi Arabia
4) Great Britain
5) Australia

Just how can anyone have the smarts to answer these difficult questions? Such an intellectual giant would be suited for leadership of a major British company.

Fast forward to 2016.....

 

Come HoneyDingo!
Come HoneyDingo,
Come!
Every day is HoneyDingo Day
Every day at GSK...

 

What is the name of the river that flows through London?
1) Mississippi
2) Amazon
3) Thames
4) Congo
5) Atlantic Ocean
6) The Great Dingo Drencher

Which of the following is an island?
1) France
2) United States
3) Saudi Arabia
4) Great Britain
5) Australia
6) Greater Dingoglandia

 

I want to go back to school and major in Geography. I keep getting confused about the US State Capitals and I thought this would be a valuable degree to have. And if this doesn't bump up my hourly pay at McDonalds then I can always apply for a senior exec position in pharma.

 

I thought the Geography comment was a joke but here's what is noted on GSK's site about Simon:

Simon became Chief Financial Officer in April 2011 after joining as Chief Financial Officer Designate in January 2011. He is a member of the Board and the Corporate Executive Team.

Simon joined GSK from Goldman Sachs International where he was a Managing Director and Partner. He joined Goldman Sachs in 1995, becoming Head of UK Investment Banking and later becoming a leader of the European Mergers and Acquisitions business.

As part of his role at GSK, Simon is responsible for Global Finance and Core Business Services comprising a number of the company’s key global functions including Finance and Real Estate. He worked with GSK for over a decade prior to joining the company and was closely involved in a number of GSK’s most important strategic projects during that time, including the establishment of ViiV Healthcare. After receiving a Masters degree in Geography from Oxford University in 1985, Simon joined S.G. Warburg Group, the investment banking firm which specialised in mergers and acquisitions, becoming one of its youngest directors in 1994.


Amazing, how did he go from Geography to investment banking and become a Director in less than a decade?