Phrase to describe Witty tenure

some that come to mind:

- Sex, lies, and a really embarrassing videotape
- White pills, Western Markets... Wish I had been able to execute on that!
- Asleep at the wheel
- 4 out of 5 dentists recommend my vision for GSK
- RTP = RIP

 

Skid mark

 

From Advair Diskus to Abject Disgust
In less than a decade...

 

Wasted Daze and Wasted Knights

 

i just have one word for you, Volume

 

OK everybody else is competing for second place

 

A Tale of Two Witties

 

Pump up the Volume, Pump up the Volume. Dance, Dance!

 

Pure gold Jerry!

 

All of those 1% raises over the past ten years are starting to add up. #volumestrategy

 

Can we use sounds instead of a phrase? Ppphhhrrrraapppp. That's the sound of a gaseous discharge from a colon after eating three jalapeno, queso, black bean burritos with a cold Modelo. Pretty much defines the past ten years.

 

That's ghetto humor Sparky.....yo Mom should have tried better. So you have stayed aboard for 10 years with a horrible company ? Ever thought about finding another job that not so stressful for you ? Only a person with very low drive would stay with a company he despises and talks about so often with hatred in his words.

 

Wow, we have the Board Sage provide "Witty" (pun intended) advice and clever names like "Sparky". I've been at GSK 20+ years and have been a top performer unlike yourself. Well, I guess the company needs folks like you so that HR can hand out 4 and 5 rankings at bonus time.

 

Low-energy, parched, and searching the deserts of Zebulon crying out to the wind: "moisture!...moisture! I must have MOIST...URE..."

 

Bit of a sticky wicket, wot?

 

It's Not A Bribe, It's Just A Tip

 

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