Made the mistake of smoking a doob last month in Seattle, so I'll be fine on a urine test but probably fucked on a hair test. Which does Pfizer do for pre-employment screen? Thanks in advance for making me feel better / like shit depending on the answer.
I had to give a stool sample. I dropped trou and pinched a cleveland steamer right on the desk. I got the job! Thats the behavior these assholes love... go figure.
DM "Well there Timmy, so far I got to ask all the questions for this interview. Anything you want ask?" "Gosh you bet! I just got a few for you. First, do I get to choose the color of the company car? Also I really need an SUV size vehicle due to an ol'back problem-I mean I got a doctor's note. What do you mean by 8 'hours in the field' and is Friday considered an "office" day here? What's the real ratio of non signature to signatures calls for a baseline? Can you give me an idea of what you consider Red Flag expenses? During training, meetings is it open bar, just beer/wine or cash bar? Does the company mandate those HR sexual harassment, multi-cultural stuff training alot? Like if I'm just a little wasted , is it ok for my buddy to drive the company ride or do I still have to run the gauntlet home? The drug screenny thing,, what's that about?? I mean I did ski in Colorado last winter and did a mission trip to Columbia last year, plus had a family reunion in WV...oh, and all those training tests..who should I see about getting the answers? I am so ready to come aboard!"