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<p>[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 4946104"]Ok, so the deal about the SLA's solution is a simple one to explain to the specialists. </p><p><br /></p><p>When asks, simply I tell them it's a solution produced by hooking up the oompa loompa's to an IV drip, purchase the cathaders directly from Dentsply (seriously, why else would dentsply own the catheter company, obviously there's a market), collect the urine and pass them through a UV filter for 'SLA' sterilization, even though urine is sterile, it's now SLA sterile. This process along with the hydrophilic properties creates a chemical imbalance which helps trigger the body to produce a protein that spurs Osseo-integration quicker than you can say blue berry pie. Yes, it's $475. No, I don't have an iTero to give you anymore. How about a trip to meet the oompa's, and charge each GP you bring $50 for admission? No, we don't validate.[/QUOTE]</p><p><br /></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 4946104"]Ok, so the deal about the SLA's solution is a simple one to explain to the specialists. When asks, simply I tell them it's a solution produced by hooking up the oompa loompa's to an IV drip, purchase the cathaders directly from Dentsply (seriously, why else would dentsply own the catheter company, obviously there's a market), collect the urine and pass them through a UV filter for 'SLA' sterilization, even though urine is sterile, it's now SLA sterile. This process along with the hydrophilic properties creates a chemical imbalance which helps trigger the body to produce a protein that spurs Osseo-integration quicker than you can say blue berry pie. Yes, it's $475. No, I don't have an iTero to give you anymore. How about a trip to meet the oompa's, and charge each GP you bring $50 for admission? No, we don't validate.[/QUOTE]
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