Merck' 15 year recipe to disaster

Bill, your thoughts are greatly appreciated, You sound like a marvelous individual and I'd love to work for you. Can I transfer to your department and show you how much I can do for you ?

 

You are welcome in my office behind closed doors anytime. I always have a cigar at the ready all I ask is that you don't wear a dress. Looking forward!

 

You had a great interview and you are hired. Please continue to practice your oral gyrations very important!