Do you even lift Bro?

How much can you bench? I bench 285

 

315 twelve reps.

 

I squat 550 with just my nuts attached to the bar.

 

yep confirmed you are indeed a Stryker rep

 

I think he means that he squats "down" on the bar. Kind of like how they pick up a roll of quarters off the top of the bottle and give back change.

 

I Zumba

 

Aced Gallup Poll, but only squatted 205lb four times. Still work at Acumed.