Competition

OK, time for a competition

Who can come up with the best limerick for Witty, and the best for Moncef

 

If we had a competition for who could make the lamest thread, you would win every time.

 

A poor pasty Ponce named wittie
Wandered all over the city
Volume strategy moves
And record fines prove
His tenure was really quite shittie

 

And we have a winner

 

Having run R&D into the ground
His next move is sure to astound
Sirtuins aside
His life's joy and pride
A bioelectronic goatsound

 

If we had a competition for who is the lamest plantshill, you would win every time.

 

UK humor I guess. Sad.

 

pure gold!

 

Hey, I like these! Ignore the jerk who is paid to disrupt our threads.

 

"Abandon the West and white pills!"
Sir Andy declared loud and shrill
A plan so insane
Launched GSK down the drain
With no pipeline and massive douchechills

 

Couldn't agree more

 

On his seaside estate lush and hilly
Andy hired his team willy-nilly
He hired instead
Pharma's Walking Dead
Assembling the rejects of lilly

 

Gather Ye Podmates
From high and from low
And observe a failed CEO:
With pale skin and widow's peak
And bribery scandals every week

Promising Values & Transparency
He hired Deierrdre Connolly
The CIA's, the Patients First
He sat and watched his company burst

 

Adjusted for reality