Car choices

Does the motorized fatty cart come with an attached grill and refrigerator?

 

Yes you can remove the rear and passenger seats for obese sales reps. GSK also has a plan where if you agree to put advertising from KFC, Taco Bell, or McDonalds on your car doors, you get to supersize all of your meals. Based on my assumption about your weight, you would like this perk.

 

The choices...choose carefully

 

Thanks! I heard managers get same choices.

 

Yes, some need this option as they occasionally have to give a ride to their fatty reps. They also have an option of a cargo van for the extra hefty ones.

 

Yes, a cargo van with extra strong springs and shock absorbers. Seat belt extenders are essential too along with plenty of bins to keep snacks, pizzas, and sugary sweet sodas.

 

Tell meh about the pharmacology while I have a little snack...

 

That's a great looking spread (I mean the food)

 

Miracle Whip: The Expensive Spread®

 

Rode around with one of my fatty reps yesterday. She asked me to drive so that she could finish off a bucket of chicken, two pizza and 3subs between calls. The only problem is that she broke the suspension on my car, so I will be out of the field next week.

 

The smell must have been heinous beyond comprehension.

 

Hey there, Large Marge. Just wanted to check back to see if you got the job here at GSK?

Give us an update.

 

Large Marge of The Office is not pleased with the lack of quantity of comestibles.

 

Certainly.....sorry about the fat jokes. We all drive Ford Escapes. The managers drive Ford Explorers. If you are overweight, you will also have an Explorer. So, all of us will have Escapes, and you and the manager will drive Explorers. You will be loved by all , treated well, and will fit in the team perfectly.....hope you believe me.

 

Sorry......you left out important information. If you are overweight you will drive an Explorer but will have a Fatty Cart that can be wheeled out by pressing your fat finger on a button next to the steering wheel. The rear door will open and the Fatty Cart can be automatically lowered to street level. You can then take it into Wal-Mart to do your shopping. There is an attachment to the Fatty Cart that be added to the basket in the front. This allows you to load up on candy, snacks, and sugary sweet sodas. Remember, it's not your fault that you are morbidly obese, its your "metabolism". The front basket can also hold three buckets of the Colonel's chicken plus several Domino's large pizzas in addition to five liters of sugary sweet Coke products to help your "metabolism".

 

Imagine, if you will, buckets filled with extra crispy General Tsao legs, wings & thighs with all the fixins'...let the feast...errr...educational session begin!

 

very immature, keep your strange comic books under your bed .....

 

Thanks for checking in, Large Marge. Now put down the pizza and let someone else have something to eat for a change.

 

I was lucky enough to get a modified cargo van as a company car. I just drive my fatty cart up the back ramp, pull up behind the wheel and drive away. I recommend this option to all the other "big-boned" gals out there.

 

Cart choices