April 01, effective date of my new salary. 41.9% increase

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by anonymous, Apr 1, 2016 at 2:35 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    My real "merit" raise was a puny 1.9% What a joke. So, I have taken matters into my own hands... I will now only work on tue,wed and th. giving my self an effective raise of 41.9%
    Pfizer, you are a rat turd and i am beating you at your game! note post time... ;-)
     

  2. anonymous

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    lol this is so funny!
     
  3. anonymous

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    Based on your whiny post, my guess is you deserved that and no more. STFU / stop complaining and focus that energy on improving your mediocre performance.
     
  4. anonymous

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    i got exactly 1 point more than you. I am so much better than you are.

    Anyway, vote Trump if you're unhappy because it only gets worse with Hillary. Who knows with Cruz (that guy actually wants to fix the country). Trump is the only one promising everything to everyone. o_Oo_Oo_O
     
  5. anonymous

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    If you think it's funny Then you're a bigger r***** than the OP. Probably ARE OP answering and complimenting yourself. Now get Bach in your cave mole.
     
  6. anonymous

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    Thank you for the advice. However, I am focusing "that" energy into my new "side" business.
    41.9% raise and a new business. I learned this business model from observing Pfizer's inversion. Pfizer sidesteps 35 Billion in taxes. I sidestep 40% of my work week and create a new business!! I'm winning Pfizer...beating you at your own game!!
     
  7. anonymous

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    Oh please! This thread is clearly a joke. Get over yourself!
     
  8. anonymous

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    the thread is not a joke.
     
  9. anonymous

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    The thread is a joke started by a fool,
     
  10. anonymous

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  11. anonymous

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    Brilliant! Agreed that every single one of us should have a side gig. In fact, I'm starting to see this as part of financial planning advice ---- telling folks not to count solely on their main source of income.
    Myself, I have a small consulting gig on the side.
     
  12. anonymous

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    I would not give a single one of you a raise. You are the highest paid sample droppers there are. You are a bunch of whiners when it comes to cars, benefits, and 401k. Go out and get a real job at even half of what you make. Maybe Pfizer decided it was time to hold the price hikes to 1 a year instead of 3. Be happy with your pay. The gravy train is almost over.
     
  13. anonymous

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    Fire the reps. they are useless order takers and lunch caterers. Can even give FREE product away. These slackers couldn't close a door.
     
  14. anonymous

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    Us reps look to senior leadership behavior for modeling. Therefore, we sidestep like the Big Boys!! PFE sidesteps 35 Billion and I sidestep 40% of my workweek!! FU PFE!!!
     
  15. anonymous

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    Then you are a thief plain and simple.
    Given your value system I wonder what else you cheat at. Perhaps your friends or family. I'm sure you lie on your taxes, and even to yourself. Go ahead and reply with some sort of justification.... liars normally do.
     
  16. anonymous

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    Who are the senior leaders you interact with and see on a regular basis? DM, RMs, RBDs are senior leaders. They are sales leader and do not impact results or make decisions that impact the company - at least in any amount that is substantial.
     
  17. anonymous

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    yawn.....what a splendid 4 day weekend. Day 1 of my new 3 day workweek starts tomorrow. I love these 3 day workweeks and my new 41% raise. Props to Treasury for putting the screws to pompous pfizer
     
  18. anonymous

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    Good point. I only give 100% to those worthy. And pfizer is not worthy. Therefore, only 60%.
    My friends, family, taxes and myself get 110%. If you wish to give 100% to this shit-bag, tax-dodging ( attempted and blocked ) company, knock yourself out.

    I treat this company like the whore she is. I'm just pfucking her harder than she pfucked me.
     
  19. anonymous

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    great round of golf this morning. i'm loving this 3 day workweek. so proud of my 41.8% raise. did you look at the post time?
     
  20. anonymous

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    yawn, just getting up after exceptional weekend. I love my 41.9% raise. note: post time...