Je suis G-man

Discussion in 'Sunovion' started by Anonymous, Jan 15, 2015 at 7:06 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We are with you G-man! Timmy, Dan and Chuck! F Alkermes!
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I am with you too!

    CS
     
  3. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    We won't know until August.
     
  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm glad to hear you are all with me. I can make those of you that stay a few promises:
    1. I and all senior executives will continue to make tons and tons of money and let you all know how latuda is way over 100% to plan. During that time you will notice your average percent to goal will be far below the national and thus you will make far less money.
    2. Should Japan get upset if the Latuda share starts to falter after Abilify goes generic, I promise we will continue to treat you all like the pawns you are and layoff as many as we need to in order to hit our profitability goals that we promised to Japan. (Aptiom has been a big drag on our profitability so please work extra hard this year all you Latuda specialists).
    3. I will continue to serenade you all at meetings with my kick a$$ band!!!!

    Sincerely,
    G. Maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I have been at meetings and just saw this post. I agree.. Je suis G-Man.

    EM
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I must say that I am so proud of my senior leadership team. You are the best! This is our year! Go Latuda and go Sunovion! Swoooosh!

    G-man.
     
  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Wow! The 3 stooges have spoken. Of course you are with G-man! He is the puppet master!
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Not missing the Sunovion in the least. Good luck to you all. And GMAN learn a new tune or two would you?
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Who cares what you think G-Man
     
  10. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Sorry for being so quiet recently. I have been busy interviewing great future leaders to fill the void from the spares that left to go to ALKS! I hope you all are still with me. SWOOOSSHHH!

    G-Man
     
  11. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Why go to a company without FDA approval for their product?
     
  12. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hmmm...Ok...why stay with a company with no FDA approvals in the future?
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    So.... How many have heard the G man saying that Sunovion may purchase Alkermes? You think its the truth or just a preemptive strike to stave the gush of reps interviewing with Alkermes? If it's the latter that is quite pathetic!!
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I'm sure Gman is smarter than most of us think...he wouldn't be so stupid to say something like that if it were true...a few federal agencies may have something to say to him after he puts on the cuffs and orange jumpsuit.
     
  15. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    I have one thing to say about that....SWOOOOOSH!

    G-Man
     
  16. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    And SWOOOOOOOOSH is the sound he will hear as numerous Latuda specialists swiftly depart for another company. It's funny but many of us had our initial telephone screens this week and we are all discussing them on our cell phones when we are supposed to be working.

    I hope on part of the SWOOOOOOOOOOOOSH out of here. In his immortal words, "shut up and enjoy your check". That's the kind of crap that makes people want to leave. Thanks for the motivation G-man. Motivation to get the hell out of here that is.
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Hey G-Man! We need a hero. Are you him?

    The Latuda sales team!
     
  18. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yes I am!

    Swooooosh!
     
  19. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Can someone explain why G-man carries a step stool with him everywhere he goes? Seems odd. Thanks for the free trip to Chicago!
     
  20. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The G-man is no longer carrying the step stool he is now famous for. Too difficult to travel with is the reason given. He won't admit it it but he now has 3 inch lifts in his shoes. This guy thinks of everything. As I have said before, all he needs is a cape and a big S on his shirt!