Insinase mad my balls bigger

My spouse and I returned last evening from our trip to New York. It was great, and we got most all our shopping done! There is nothing like New York City at Christmas!
And there was nothing quite like attending The Erection Men's Choir performance last Friday at Carnegie Hall! It was truly magnificent! The accoustics were great. The EMC received 2 curtain calls from the audience! Amazing!
They performed some of the old standards like "A Testicle for Little Tony", which brought the house down! They also performed Christmas songs as well! They even did an up- tempo version of their new release entitled "Scratch and Sniff Down the Chimney" and "Keepin' it Up for the Holidays" I feel so proud of our guys"! Such talent!
Their performance was recorded, and should be released in a few weeks! I'll let you all know!

 

To all our friends at Metagenics:
On behalf of The Band I want to wish each and everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! See you at THe Jamboree in June!

Your Man,
Tommy Lee
Tommy and the Testicles

 

Thank you so very much, and our best wishes to you and the Testicles for a very Merry Christmas and a joyous New Year!
We at Metagenics are looking forward to our next Big Balls Jamboree! See you there!

 

Just some quick updates: First of all, I hope all of you had a very merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year beginning! It's going to be a fun- filled year at Metagenics!
The Carnegie Hall Christmas Album from The Erection Men's Choir will be released next week! You can order yours on line.
The new album fron The Scrotum Blues Band is doing very well according to Billboard Magazine! Great news!
Los Ballos Itcharos will be on tour for 4 months beginning mid January. They will be touring most of South America, and we wish them much success! Their tour begins in Rio on January 20th! But don't worry, they will be with us for our Big Balls Jamboree in June!
The Red Head's will be touring San Francisco and LA clubs in March! Kudos to them!
The Erection Men's Choir will be on "sabbatical" and several members will be finishing- up earlier "Mission" commitments. Elder Johnson has assured me that the Choir will be ready to go in June!
Balls and Blondes are continuing their college campus tour on February 3, with 3 shows at the University of Indiana, in Bloomington! Good luck to the group. We'll see you in June!
Remember, it's never too early to make your plans to come to Gig Harbor!

 

I received a nice note from Tommy Lee, lead singer of Tommy and the Testicles! They are currently doing shows at a club in Miami, whic is the home base for the group!
Tommy assured me they will attend our Big Balls Jamboree in June! This is exciting, and marks the 5th year that the Group will be appearing at our Jamboree!
June 23 is the final decided date for our Jamboree!

 

As promised, the newly revamped Court Yard hotel on Gig Harbor should be ready by June 23, the start of our next Big Balls Jamboree! This is great news, and the proximity to our Jamboree is close. Now it appears you will have two hotels to choose from, The Holiday Inn, and Court Yard!
I hope you all are thinking about your reservations, and trip to Gig Harbor. Several of our musical groups have commited to attend, and we will add others: Tommy and the Testicles, The Erection Men's Choir, The Red Heads, The Scrotum Blues Band, Los Ballos Itcharos, and Balls and Blonds are just some of our commitments so far! It's not too early to make your plans to attend!

 

We received a call yesterday from our friend, Israeli singer Pipi. He indicated he will not be able to make it June 23, to our up- coming Big Balls Jamboree. He has to fulfill his military reserve committment. While we will all be saddened by his absence, we at Metagenics certainly understand!
There are always opportunities available for other musical talent at our Jamboree. We will always continue to strive to bring you the best musical talent!

 

Yesterday we received some great news! Jenny Hardonski, lead singer of The Red Heads Band, has been named "artist of the month" for January, 2017! Great news!
Some of the writers at Bilboard Magazine, which gives out the award, say Jenny reminds them a lot of the late Janis Joplin! What a great comparison! We at Metagenics want to congratulate Jenny and The Red Heads for receiving this prestigous award! We all look forward to seeing the band in June at our Big Balls Jamboree!

 

I spoke with Miguel Dominguez yesterday. He is the manager of Los Ballos Itcharos, our friends and performers at our Big Balls Jamboree.
Miguel wanted to let us know that unfortunately, the Band may not perform at our Jamboree in June! Very disappointing, but because of possible deportation orders from Gig Harbor, quite honestly the guys are afraid to perform in America.
Los Ballos Itcharos have been a welcome addition to our Big Balls Jamboree the last couple of years. The Band remains quite popular in America with their "hot" Latin beat!
We won't know the status of the Band's availability to perform for another month or two. So sad and unfortunate! I'll keep everyone up- dated.

 

too bad about the problems with Los Ballos Itcharos. i have always loved to rock out to these guys!
one question, is there a limit on the size of a persons balls in attending the Jamboree? i am pampering mine.

 

All may not be lost with deportation issues involving Los Ballos Itcharos! We don't know yet about the immigration status of the band. They may be able to attend the Big Balls Jamboree on a temporary visa if they choose to do so! We'll have to wait and see.
The answer to your question about the size of one's balls is no! There is no limit on the size of one's balls, so don't hesitate to enlarge them for the Jamboree! Best of luck! Hope to see you on June 23rd!

 

great. i really didn't think there would be aproblem with my balls being enlarged! i just wanted to be sure it wouldnt be against some special ordinance that gig harbor has. ill be there.

 

Good to hear from several of you! Yes, our Big Balls Jamboree is not far off. Time is flying by!
I hope you all are getting your reservations in order, and making plans to attend our Jamboree! Our musical performances are all shaping- up, and we're planning some special events. Remember, Friday June 23, is our scheduled annual "entrance" parade for all our big balled participants. This is something you don't want to miss!
Still no final word yet on the status of Los Ballos Itcharos, and whether they will be able to attend our Jamboree. However, Miguel Estrada, seems to think the Band WILL be able to attend! This would certainly be great news! We're all in hopes Los Ballos Itcharos can receive a visa extension!

 

Some very good news for all of us! Los Ballos Itcharos WILL be performing at our Big Balls Jamboree the weekend of June 23!! The Band was granted their Visa's, and are able to join us! Miguel Estrada and the Band are thrilled, and are looking forward to The Jamboree!
So, this means we will have our Latin Beat! But this year, the families of the Band will be staying home in Mexico, and won't be joining the Band at Gig Harbor.
If anyone has not seen Los Ballos Itcharos in person, I strongly urge you to come to our Jamboree on June 23! Don't miss out on seeing them perform!

 

Well, we're less than 2 months away from our Big Balls Jamboree on June 23!
I hope everyone who has not yet made reservations will plan on doing so very soon! Don't wait until the last minute. As you know another hotel has opened on Gig Harbor, The Marriott Courtyard. But space at both hotels are filling up quickly!
Our musical talent is pretty much all set! Tommy and the Testicles, The Red Heads, Balls and Blondes, Los Ballos Itcharos, The Scrotum Blues Band, and The Erection Men's Choir will all be there! Of course, we'll all miss Pippi this year. But he promised to come in 2018!
I do look forward to seeing everyone at the Big Balls Parade on Friday evening!
More to come in the next several weeks!

 

Some folks have asked about Pippi, and him not attending the Big Balls Jamboree- why?
Pipp i is fulfilling his committment to the Israeli Army, and will be unavailable during the months of June and July this year. We at Metagenics wish him well!

 

I wanted to notify everyone that room on Gig Harbor is filling up fast! So if anyone still needs to make their reservations, please do so. There are still some housing for rent on Gig Harbor, but as you know, prices are high for the week- end.
The 23rd of June is quickly approaching and the Big Balls Entrance parade at poolside is getting ready!
I look forward to seeing you all on Friday, June 23, at the Parade. We look forward to seeing you all, and we have a few surprises in storefor everyone!

 

Just an FYI to keep in mind concerning our Big Balls Jamboree entrance parade on the 23rd of June. The parade is scheduled to begin promptly at 8:00 PM. Those of you who are participating need to gather at poolside at 7:30 PM to arrange order for marching in.
FYI- If it is raining on the 23rd, we will be gathering in the enclosed garden area of the Holiday Inn, and march in there!
Hope this helps. And Saturday, the 24th, Tommy and the Testicles will be leading of our musical show at 8:30 PM. I look forward to seeing everyone in Gig Harbor!

 

Well. time is getting closer! Just 21/2 more weeks and our Big Balls Jamboree will be upon us! I hope you all are as excited as we are! Gig Harbor will be rockin'!
FYI- Don't forget to register upon your arrival at the hotel(s). You can get your room assignments, and gifts to prepare for the Jamboree!
Contact me between now and then if you have any questions!