OMG! Have you got this stupid drug approved yet Lintwik or do I have to come down there and spank your little white ass? I'm dyin man! I got to have it. :/
Ahhh, Noo, Man! DT is Pfizer code talk for "Dave," Man. You know, that slimy little dude that hangs out with Limpdick on the opioid team who is always flying around the world - you know man, as is he were Santa - and he always brings back the best shit, Man! If we can't get the oxy from Nitwink, man, we can always get the poppy seed from little Dave. It's cool man, it's cool. Oh Wait! [pause] Whooosh [hold] Owhewwwwww! Ahhhh! Hey Man! Hahaha That's good shit!!!
Ahhh, No, Dave's still there, Man! They just compartmentalized him, they just put him in a box, cause that's what they do, Man. They just put him in a little box. So, you just turn the little blue crank, Man, and and when the music stops - up pops Dave!!! Go ahead, watch, just do it. Just turn the little crank and .....
No, no, man. It's not Dave and it's not even DT. It's Troxyca ER man. It's an ER drug. It's like its a drug for pain man but it can also be used for erectile rejuvination - Man! It's like if you smoke it man and get a painful hard-on, then the oxy is there to help with pain, man. Yea, that's it..... Man, hurry up and get this rejuvi drug approved, already.
Trump Tweet Troxyca DT! What is Lyin Lintwik doing with my initials? It's a scam folks! Just a scam! And if I'm elected president of Pfizer there won't be any more scams! New York - are you listening to MEEEE? What the Hell do you have to lose? What do you people .... What? Who? Is that my little Ind friend over there? Get rid of him. Get em outa here! Ha Donald
Yes. This is Donald's little Indy friend. If you think we are going to let you push the opioid team around, you have got another thing coming. We will not stand for it. We will not take it any more and we will defeat you, just like we defeated King. We bought them and we defeated them because, as Pumbai has taught us, defeat can be a good thing. A good motivating force. And King Donald will not defeat us!
Ahhhhhhh, finally after 8 long years, my dream drug is now available for street use. Makin Manna with TROXYCANA is my dream come true. I no long have to make this shit in my basement and can even now make room for my meth lab!
Do the doctors want this crap? Big market of Oxycontin but dont see why they would switch? Unless I bring in better lunch?
No, it's because you exceeded your reach and frequency goals and you detailed every hcp using your ipad for every drug on every call using the winning formula and every other page then you ask for the business. Duh! That's exactly and the only way to get your hcp to Rx troxcyca, next year q2 that is.
Beware, Egalet will have their Morphine ER out soon and will take your share. The doctors dont like Pfizer or Purdue I am told.