Pfizer Jerk Policy

Discussion in 'Pfizer' started by anonymous, Sep 16, 2016 at 6:06 PM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Does pfizer still have a no jerk policy?
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No! You can jerk all you want now.:D
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    The Jerk Store is running out of you
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    No, Pfizer got rid of that policy. Figured out they NEED jerks to het the rest of the lazy ass company to do any work!
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Why would Pfizer have a no jerk policy in the first place? I've never heard of that before.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Because its Pfizer, and we are more interested in pushing liberal social agenda's and starting stupid campaigns like "Getting Old" and "No Jerks" than actually developing drugs
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Because Pfizer is all jerks. We have become the laughing stock of the industry.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    A Pfizer jerk policy. It seems like just another management program of the month based more on whimsy than on fairness. Probably something limptack and bimbo use to control the opioid program. Good luck with that one, bitches!!! Haha
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Survey results are in. Jerks no longer exist at Pfizer. Ian said so. Therefore, it must be true.

    My jerk manager is just a figment of my imagination. And apparently so was the terrible review I gave him a few months back. Absolutely nothing accomplished, which is what I expected.

    I repeat. No Jerks remain at Pfizer.
    Sound the 'All Clear'!
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Means that everyone has figured out it is best to rate all questions in the two most favorable boxes. Rate everything high and avoid wasting time on meaningless "action plans". See, it IS easy to get things done in pfizer.
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Would it be possible to purchase some jerks from the Pfizer Company jerk store?
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Kind of ironic. Pfizer is ALL jerks.
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Luis Jodar. Enough said.
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Oh yeah? "Well, the jerk store called. They're out of you!"
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    This guy STILL works at Pfizer??!
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Despite all of Jodar's petulant nonstop whinging and bloviating this tiny imposter of a jerk does get paid by Pfizer.
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Yes and it's put together and implemented by JERKS
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Ironic isn’t it, given Pfizers culture encourages Jerk behaviors....
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You should try their jerk chicken. Best ever.