Chainsaw Madness - wait for it....wait for it....

Discussion in 'AstraZeneca' started by anonymous, Aug 27, 2016 at 6:02 AM.

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  1. anonymous

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    oh yeah some lame 8 week severance package.. or is it you lazy old farts who have dragged this company into the shitter your bonus/severance must be freaking huge...

    why would anyone with a brain stay at Satanica ?
     

  2. anonymous

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    Why you ask...seriously? It's very simple. I am a master at practicing the ALL DAY LIE. For instance, this past week, I probably averaged about 4 hours a day, which is really good for me. i always add some type of gift certificate onto my lunches, which is always shown as just another order item on the receipt, if they are will to do it. I have done this since the merger. Little things like that add up big time over the years. Some restaurants will give prepaid Visa/Mastercard gift cards when you hit a certain dollar amount. Very nice! Also, we have good benefits, good pay and a not too awful bonus plan. There are a lot of reasons to stay here!

    But how have I really survived all of these years? There is simply nobody as kissing up than I am. I am a natural at it. This is extremely important, disgusting to some I know, but I have gotten past that long ago.

    If I do lose my job at some point, I have a network that i amazing. Most of you lazy shits have made NO effort to look for anything. You cower down and think, "Golly jee, if I work hard and do a good job, they won't ever get rid of me!" So, being the idiot that you are, you are totally unprepared of the phone call calls your name.

    Nope, as for me, I will continue to suck off the AZ teat, steal and lie, and survive while you are standing in line filling out your unemployment insurance application with all the welfare leeches, gang bangers, etc.
     
  3. anonymous

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    I LOVE POST #2 !!!!!!!!!
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    You're funny!.. But your fucking ass is gone just like the other dumb fucks at AZ