Does Lundbeck conduct drug screens pre-employment?

In other words, will I need to pee in a cup in order to get this job?

 

yes

 

We'd be a better company if we did....

 

So is that a yes or a no?!?

 

Seriously? What company with more than 5 employees in this industry doesn't conduct a drug screen? If you have to ask this question then please don't bother applying.

 

What territory are you applying for?

 

yes we have a pre employment drug screen you have to leave a sample in a cup

 

Uh nice try nimble nut. Word is your territory will be vacant soon after you get canned.

 

Some of us are referring good people not idiot potheads

 

With the way things are going I'd bet 100 that Lundbeck hires the druggy not your referral!!

 

Hey look, Tony Montana is applying to Lundbeck!

 

Lundy is working with a new vender on a new drug screen. It's a highly technical and highly accurate test that must be done by collecting a stool sample. Moving forward all Lundy drug screens will require collecting a stool sample in a cup. You will receive a laxative with instructions via Fed Ex the day before your scheduled test. It adds a little more pressure to the process as if you are unable to deliver the stool sample within a 30 minute window, it could affect your hiring status.

 

Well played

 

Does lundbeck still do drug testing in 2024?

 

No drug testing unless you come to the interview stoned as shit and wreaking of pot! If they suspect you are an addict, they might require a hair test or make sure you get them some shit to use. Most managers are addicts too. You will be fine.

 

New testing policy is shitting in a cup. No fasting required. The greaser you eat the better the sample size.

 

You sound like some hypocrite moron who is living in the 1950s. Smoking a little grass is enjoyable and much safer than alcohol. Visit a dispensary and enlighten yourself!

 

I am sure by now you have graduated to meth, coke or H. Check yourself in before you move on to Tranq, you filthy drug addict!

 

That’s hilarious!!!

 

Hey they let Brady work here, so the answer is no drug testing.