What MORON thought this corny commercial up... I promise when my partner says "Hey Doc, have you had the Movan-talk this week???", I will knock them out right there in the office. They will hit the floor before the Doc has a chance to process such a dumb question. I promise this will happen, and I will not regret it. My "side job" pays more than this one. I suppose press from the last Super Bowl commercial wasn't bad enough, now a stupid cartoon n a joke tag line "Movant-talk". Que up the White House remarks on the opiate crisis in America.... Great job. Thanks....
What about all those QUAKS who updated their LinkedIn to reflect their BOZO knowledge in being a "disease state expert", just to stroke their sales ego. Don't forget to add a line right under: "Professional Movan-talker" - that just might be the line that wins you your new sales job! -good eye McDermott! I can't wait to just wak these incompetent Joesh-shmoes over at HO. My job is a joke. -Hopeless Movantik
Dear Hopeless Movantik, How can this drug sustain so many people selling it? Are there that many constipated people out there? Love, Straining Sue
Dear Straining Sue, It is unfortunate but true, america fosters the largest pain scripts written by doctors. Many patients who are administering opiods have difficulty giving a shit, i mean taking a shit. But when they do, they either fall asleep on their toilet seat, or collapse from a hemorrhage in their ass. The genius who created Movantik wasn't really a genius, they took an existing opiod antagonist, naloxone, tweaked it by re-targeting its effects to focus solely on blocking opiods from binding to the MU receptors in the bowel, thereby reducing the likelihood of constipation. Also after an undisclosed amount of clinical trials, two of which have been published have shown effectiveness, which is all the FDA needs for approval. -Hopeless Movantik
lets talk about whats inside me, its been stuck there for a while, i like these commercials much better, tought to be filled with poop all the time
