Customer Service and Clinical Support

I'm also guessing you sit when you pee. Did mommy make you feel better?

 

this is Junior's mommy, I wish he would sit to pee so I didn't have such a mess to clean up, now I must go and give him a hug since your cyber bullying has made him run off with my vodka and red bull stash again

 

Probably looking at daddy's Playboy

 

This is some funny shit. No wonder I'm taking business; none of you are working.

 

Exactly, junior is coloring for mommy today. If he stays between the lines, mommy will treat him in to Red Robin.

 

Junior - On your way home from your 40 work week, you may want to stop at Walmart. I saw they have Vagistat on sale. May take away some of your pain while your sitting

 

What, no smart ass response? Hope dinner with mommy went well. Give it a few treatments with the Vagistat, you'll be peeing like a champion in no time. You'll be much better for the NSM

 

interesting how a thread that started out complaining about our pathetic customer service has turned into a slam against mothers, coloring books and toilet positions........our competitors must have a field day running circles around you

 

By the tone of your response, Im taking it you were a neglected child. A child that probably probably wasn't allowed to wear a Nike or Adidas shirt. Most likely, mommy dressed you with a alligator sew on or something from Tommy Hilfiger. Always coming back with the "competitor" quote.
But once you finally reach manhood, you'll see how easy it is to purchase those neglected items you were once denied. And maybe you can come back with a funny comeback.
Again, I was wrong, you'll be so easy to pick out during the Thursday happy hour. You'll be one with the alligator shirt. Now say your prayers and kiss mommy goodnight

 

HAHA!! I knew you were gay. No straight guy can spell hilfinger, and no way does a real guy know his emblem is a alligator. Flaming homo!!!!

 

You are so smart - Just got back from Petco with a dozen baby gerbils listening to Clay Aiken CD's. By the time your finished with the top gang, your going to need the local septic tank company to flush you out. Your face will look like a Crispy Cream Doughnut
Keep coming back with your lame comments.

 

I love Clay Aiken - please don't suggest that he dances with gerbals.

 

what are you doing with 12 gerbals? Thats a lot for one person.

 

I think I spotted you tonight. You were the one constantly spitting out hair from his mouth