Things I Have Learned Working in Pharma Sales

Enterprise, We pick you up eventually! haha ESQI at least was a good way to Screw you out of getting promoted... Enterpise ppl can relate

 

You too?!?!?

 

learn to spell you irreconcilable prick, you should get demoted.

 

I wish I could have my pharma job back, but the only one that will hire me is Enterprise Rental car. My new job is to clean up the returned cars. Every once in awhile, I find a few lost coins stuck between the seat cushions and maybe a police plaque. Jackpot!!!

I wish I could have my pharma job back again.

 

Pharma companies are only as good as it's research development people. DSI's team are industry failures

 

They are developmentally impaired

 

When ever your bosses, bosses, boss... Answers questions directly off of CafePharma.... And says they are not true.... Lesson learned... They are soooooo true!

 

87. Before you apply, remember "no thinking allowed".
88. Fruit baskets or candy? Toughest decision of the day!
89. Pizza or subs? Toughest decision of the day!
90. So, what do you think you did good on that call?
91. So, how do you think that call went?
92. Sell your soul to the dark side John, and you will do well here.
93. After 6 months, you will see, most of the reps and managers are lazy, that is why they will do anything to keep their jobs, even if it means sticking a knife in someone's back.
94. Integrity? Well, its not a big deal.
95. Leadership? Not valued.
96.. The higher one goes up, the most you have to question their ability to think.

 

ROTFL.

 

87. Must. Not. Question. Anything.
90. How do you think I did on that call? Please give me a five minute lecture on why I should keep talking after the doctor walks away.
93. Managing your manager and your teammates so they don't put a knife in your back is a full time job. Sometimes it still happens. Protect yourself.

 

92. Visiting this site tells you a lot about the clowns in this industry: no true sales ability.
93. Deny, deny, deny, that this is a corrupt industry.
94. There is absolutely no way an intelligent, thoughtful person will spend more than 5 years in this industry. Impossible.
95. Managers that take their ties off in interviews, nice job Scot Burns!
96. Woman managers that couldn't lead their way out of a brown paper bag.
97. Weak, and soft male mangers that couldn't manage their way out of a brown paper bag.
98. We have to get signatures before 9:00 am and after 4:00, or else we are not working.
99. We love to sell expired products to the 3rd world countries.
100. Nothing goes to waste in this industry, as well sell our waste to make products!

 

96.. The higher one goes up, the most you have to question their ability to think


Spot on!

 

98: Make sure you get a signature before 9am and after 4pm or else you aren't working.

FUCKING THIS. Jesus, I have very few offices open before 9am, so instead of being understanding if I maybe have 2/week of signatures at 8:15am, my DM wants me to over visit the offices open before 9am to ensure my InSight *shows* I'm working and being productive.

Check the box. Don't bother trying to do your job. Shut yourself out and check the box.

 

It's all over here at DSI. Why bother with that micromanagement? Tell your manager to blow it out his/her ass.

 

101. Miserable Christmas because I lost my pharma job. Couldn't afford presents.
102. Had to pick up a part-time job at the mall during Christmas shopping season just to make ends meet (wish I had my pharma job).
103. None of my former pharma colleagues will help me get back into the business because they know I can't cut it.
104. My family made fun of me at the holiday dinners because I am a loser after losing such a cushy job in pharma.
105. Yes, I am still mentally unstable. I probably was to begin with, but things really fell apart after losing my pharma job.

 

106. I sell for an industry that uses waste to make other consumable products, but I look the other way because money is my idol.
107. Never worked a real job, and that is still the case today in pharma sales.
108. Never was a sales job, and never will be.
109. Small breasts? Do not apply!
110. They call me PARROT BOY because I repeat the core message over and over and over.

 

111. Not only did I get tossed from a high paying pharma job, I am so pathetic that I can't even hold down a job as a car salesman.
112. I troll the pharma boards to help deal with the rejection of getting tossed from the business.
113. I reply to my own posts to help offset by pathetic posts, but it doesn't seem to be working.
114. My current situation is more humiliating than when I was in jr. high, getting wedgies from the cool kids.
115. Did I mention that I have severe mental issues?