A Sincere Letter to those considering pharma sales as a "career"

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Nov 29, 2011 at 1:23 PM.

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  1. anonymous

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    Thank you for the delicious luncheon menu. Shirley ate the burgers said screw the salt. The kosher pizza was liked by the Doctor at least that is what I told him. We have a cancellation for Monday. If you can promise lobster bits the appointment is yours. For your planning we know have twenty RNs bulk up the food supply.
     

  2. anonymous

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  3. anonymous

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    Does anyone know what percentage of physicians under 50 years old actually want reps to call on them?
     
  4. anonymous

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    The latest stats say 0.5% or less.

    If the rep is equivalent to a runway model or a GQ guy it takes a leap to 0.8%.
     
  5. anonymous

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    I needed to get prior approval to extend luncheon quantity. Good news for documented chubbies I can double the caloric available.
     
  6. anonymous

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    So much satisfaction in feeding the masses of chunkie chews.
     
  7. anonymous

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    You know the score, more desserts!
     
  8. anonymous

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    The new Pfizer merger will flood the market with eliminated personnel making it very difficult for our soon to be downsized group.
     
  9. anonymous

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    Yes we are hearing Dec 1 with a follow up Regional call to let survivors know what happened
     
  10. anonymous

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    Management received directives yesterday. Everyones phone will ring!
     
  11. anonymous

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    This is total BS! All of our products are in growth mode. There is no way HQ will take their foot off the gas by reducing our sales force. I am actually hearing rumors of expansion.
     
  12. anonymous

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    yA THINK?
    MAYbE IF the co. buYS anOther Co.
    MighT bE BiggeR DoiNs'
    Ya, thiNK?
     
  13. anonymous

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    The foot is up your ass Dec 1st and way over due!
     
  14. anonymous

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    Just a few short days are left. The glorious end is near.
     
  15. anonymous

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    Dec 1st will come and go. No structural changes will be announced. These doomsday idiots will be exposed as the Jerks that they are, once again.
     
  16. anonymous

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    Not so fast. Cutting jobs is now done at local level so that others in the country don't know what is happening. Asymmetric deployment is the strategy as we know it. I do believe people will
    Get a call this coming week and not to wish Merry Christmas . It just won't be a national
    deal.
     
  17. anonymous

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    Pharma sales is fun because I get to tell lies all day. I never was one to do an honest day's work. I probably work harder at stealing a nickel than I do earning a dime. But that is why I got into this gig. Catering, dropping off samples, fake phone calls, nice bonuses, and sex with other reps is all a part of the game.
     
  18. anonymous

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    Never ever shit where you eat!
     
  19. anonymous

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    Good advice! Even a dog who stayed too long in the birth canal figures out his food taste better when he shits a few feet away from his bowl.
     
  20. anonymous

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    OK missy, you are certainly a JOB SHARE. Hey, dont you stop working for the year just before Thanksgiving break? Take care of the kiddos and bake cookies? Let your team cover your arse whilst you falsify calls and work 10-2 every now n then? Ya see folks, this is just another reason Merck is in the shi##er. These same bums expect to walk the stage for doing nothing and they nod their noses at the workerbees. Merck could no longer exist and these fools would still get a paycheck every two weeks. This shat has got to stop, for those retained it is about who you bed and wed. CTL's are too weak to say one stays n one goes, stronger wins out. This plays out across the company coast to coast. I beg you, rid this job share farce!!