MOBILEPASS=PIECE OF SHIT

Discussion in 'Alcon' started by anonymous, Nov 9, 2015 at 10:41 AM.

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  1. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Wow of all the fucked up waste of productivity things this company or NVS has rolled out this one takes the cake. Nice instructions IT...you are missing a step or 3...holy shit what a waste of time. The wait and hold time to speak with someone in IT, who can barely figure it out themselves, is EPIC


    Well done IT well done.....
     

  2. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    LMAO!! Hold times of
    Over an hour. No access to emails or any connectivity. Total f-ck up. And when you do get in touch with someone, they can't help - they escalate it and no one gets back with you. Absolutely the most moronic roll out ever. But do we expect any different?
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Who'd we outsource this fuckup to? Mumbai?
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Just think of the lack of productivity today alone! Hey fuck nuts if you dont want us out in the field thats fine I'll sit here on hold all fucking day just to speak to someone who doesnt know their head from their ass.....i can't wait for the feedback email on how they did
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    6 hours wasted and counting....

    Great roll out folks! Top notch like everything else around here
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Still can't access emails!!!! And the so-called "help desk" isn't taking any calls!
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Log in to VPN.
    CTR+ALT+DLT
    Change password
    Enter old password, enter new password and you will be back in business.


    You may have done this a few days ago when you were prompted to change your password due to it being old, but it doesn't matter. Do it again. Follow these steps and you will be back on line. Some tool did something to the passwords on the server.
     
  8. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    It's easy is the user the problem?
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Based on the volume of calls and the fact that the mobile pass software has installation issues, no.
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hey, I set this thing up weeks ago when the instructions first came out. Simple and it works just fine. Maybe just maybe you could have done the same. Maybe?
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Novartis IT is so painfully incompetent it's ridiculous. They're too busy pulling stupid policies out of their asses to do anything useful.