Junkyard Joe

Discussion in 'Merck' started by Anonymous, Oct 8, 2014 at 1:49 PM.

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  1. Dave Lacey

    Dave Lacey Guest

    Roger:

    I built the pipeline that you enjoyed at Amgen...

    What did you do at Amgen ? Wait a moment, you hired your pal Junkyard Joe ! JJ is a loyal dog...........nothing else !

    Dave
     

  2. Paul Reider

    Paul Reider Guest

    i stopped by your office. No one home, just a bunch of bones and dog treats on your desk.
     
  3. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Dave

    RMP misses you. He wasn't the same when you retired from amgen.

    JJ
     
  4. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Paul! I heard you are teaching at Princeton. My master took me to Santa Barbara last week so I haven't been around. I've been chaising frisbee and balls all week.

    JJ
     
  5. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I love the beach in Santa Barbara. Make sure you stop by Lucky's in Montecito. Sunday night is prime rib night and there will be some tasty bones for you master to take home for you.
     
  6. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Get lost Abbvie Troll
     
  7. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JJ

    Wheeeeeeet wheeeeeeer!!

    time to go home boy! Meet me at the helipad. We have reservations at luckys tonight.

    RMP
     
  8. Junkyard Joe

    Junkyard Joe Guest

    Master:

    Can we go to the Canary Hotel in Santa Barbara, please ? It is dog friendly. It has a rooftop pool. It has prime rib on Sunday nights, with bones to spare. It is close to Montecito. Please master....

    JJ
     
  9. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JJ

    Do you remember when I took away Discovery Research from you at Amgen and gave it to Dave Lacey ? You were so sad, you stopped chewing your bones from Lucky's...you are a loyal dog to follow me to MRK...

    RMP
     
  10. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    JJ,

    Anything for you. The slow roasted prime rib is an excellent choice! The meat is so tender, I'll be able to take out my teeth.

    We may have to meet up with Sean. Sean has desperately asked for some pointers on how to run amgen research.

    RMP
     
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Master:

    I heard that it is hot in California. Can we go to Lucky's, please. You can invite Sean...you can teach him R+D while I listen to your every word...please master !

    JJ
     
  12. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    I love JJ... I love RMP!

    Guy
     
  13. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Guy:

    It is great to have you on the team. We are pleased to see that you are kissing up already - that served you so well at Amgen.

    At Merck, we expect great science from our leaders..well, maybe not all of them. You never impressed me with your science...just keep kissing up, keep up the great PPT presentations and do as Junkyard tells you...

    RMP
     
  14. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Guy,

    It's true! Look at me for as an example. All you need to do is kiss up to have a job here.

    Rich
     
  15. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Rich:

    You are truly the Masterdebator - your control of your domain is masterful.

    Please can you mentor me. I need to impress RMP despite the absence of a single scientific thought in my head. Hoodwinking JJ with a few PPT slides and laughing at my own jokes was easy. How do I suck up to RMP ?

    Guy
     
  16. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Guy,

    Kissing up to Roger is easy. All you have to do is to agree with him and to be submissive at all times. Whenever Roger gives a command, you must obey. RMP has been leaving buttered crumpets and cream tea on my desk these days. The kissing up is really working!

    Rich
     
  17. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Junkyard Joe ! Where have you been all summer ?

    I miss you ! I left treats on you desk, but Padbury scarfed most of them and Rich ate what Guy left behind.

    RMP
     
  18. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Hasn't done a damn thing. Nothing, nada, zip. Junkyard Joke. All bark and no teeth.
     
  19. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Well, he did hire his good buddy Gay Padbury. Back at Amgen, Guy would walk around B30 laughing at his own jokes. That was all he good do as he knew little about science. We are so happy to have a scientist in charge in PKDM, again.
     
  20. anonymous

    anonymous Guest

    Grrr ! Grrr ! Grrr !

    Stay away from my dog bowl you looser scientist. I am the Junkyard King !

    Junkyard Joe !