Notice to all Wyeth Pharmaceutical employees. Operation FUCK pfizer is ready to be put into place. We have recruited the efforts of former Warner Lambert employees to join the coalition to over throw the incompetent village idiots that run Pfizer. We will be taking back our companies and taking back our names. Many will liken this to the fall of the Soviet Union. No longer does anyone fear Pfizer. Hell...Astra Zeneca laughed at Pfizer's feeble attempt to take them over. We're taking about AZ...not exactly a scary company. The once proud Pfizer is now run by a bunch of pussies! Everyone knows what you do with pussies....YOU FUCK THEM!
This is not a sensitive LGBT statement. I find it offensive that you state that you f**ck pu$$ies. You should have also included f**king butholes. Also... what do you against communism? Hmmm...
Now stop this! Pfizer is doing just fine. They have 40 billion cash in banks and spend 15 billion a year buying back shares. It is a money machine - hugely successful!!! Obviously you're not a stakeholder so you can't expect to share in any of this incredible wealth. For those that do, life is very good!
The OP needs sensitivity training. Many invisible vectors of privilege at play. Cleary he favors female orifices over male ones and that is no longer the PFE way. I suggest 3 day boot camp at the PLC followed by an afternoon with HR in Manhattan. When you leave, you will sit down to urinate. Standing urinals are being removed anyway. Vestiges of a male dominated company. Resistance is futile. You will become and emasculated European male. It's the PFE way.
Wait a minute…aren't you enjoying the latest and greatest "restructured bonus" plan that is 77% DBOs/TBOs for the Women's Health Division? You mean the fact that I've lost about $25,000 in bonuses in each of the past two years isn't the greatest thing ever? I love DBOs/TBOs that pay out every 6 months at a fraction of what sales bonuses use to pay out.
