Painfully True Nephron Knock Knock Jokes

Discussion in 'Nephron Pharmaceuticals' started by Anonymous, Apr 11, 2012 at 2:57 PM.

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Sitting here with my son listening to him tell knock knock jokes inspired me to post this
    thread. Here are rules, the joke must be painfully true (or at least believable). I'll start:


    Knock Knock-

    Who's there?

    5 underqualified individuals-

    5 underqualified individuals who?

    5 underqualified individuals who are Executives and Vice Presidents--b@#$h!
     

  2. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    LOVE!!!! So true!!
     
  3. Nephronimous

    Nephronimous Guest

    Knock Knock

    Who is there?

    Quality

    Quality Who?

    (No answer)
     
  4. lounonimous

    lounonimous Guest

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    quality documentation and testing

    quality documentation and testing who?

    nevermind, knocked on the wrong door, thought i was at a real pharmaceutical company
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    A former employee who used to have a lots of friends at Nephron and just called on you to see how you are doing.

    (No answer) because SHE will fire anyone who speaks to ex-employees.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    The next knock on the door will either be bankers or the FDA. Care to bet who shuts the place down first?
     
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  7. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Bankers, 5:1
     
  8. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Wasn't Fineberg once not only a former employee but one-shot was fired???
     
  9. #9 Anonymous, Apr 18, 2015 at 6:57 PM
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    Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Haha. He was fired but I am sure he came back with some heartfelt tale of being duped by his wife who lou never liked anyway so she added his worthless ass back to the minions of other worthless managers and vps she already has. #winning